Episode 28

Episode 28

Welcome to LLC’s second attempt at Podcast Theater! Upon winning numerous awards for our last Theater Episode, we’ve decided to take another crack at it! Join Tony as he takes a trip to the Farmer’s Market.

In today’s SSR, we’ll do a walk-through of the skit. Tony, our resident student, will be acting as Customer Tony! Uncle Mike, our uncredentialed Croatian teacher, will be the vendor. We hope you understand as much as possible, and get a few giggles along the way!

Skit - Tony goes to the Farmer’s Market

Tony: (tweedle, deedle) Novac? Da! (deedle, tweedle) Pijaca. (tweedle dee!) Gdje je pijaca? A-ha! Ok!

Vendor: Izvolite! Voče! Jabuke! Jagode! Slatko! Friško! Jabuke! Jagode!

Tony: Dobar dan.

Vendor: Dobar dan! Izvolite!

Tony: Imate jagode?

Vendor: Da! Imam jagode! Jedan kil? Dvo kili?

Tony: Kili? Ne razumjem.

Vendor: Jedan kil je jedan kilogram.

Tony: Oh! Da! Razumjem. Jedan kil jagode.

Vendor: Dobro. Jedan kil jagode. Izvoli. I?

Tony: Molim vas, tri kili jabuke.

Vendor: Dobro. tri kili jabuke. Izvoli. I?

Tony: Koliko košta?

Vendor: Jedan kil jagode košta osam kune i deset lipa. Plus tri kili jabuke košta dvanaest kuna i deset lipa. Sve košta dvadeset kune i dvadeset lipa.

Tony: Koliko? Ponovite opet.

Vendor: Dvadeset kune i dvadeset lipa.

Tony: Da. Dvadeset kune i dvadeset lipa. Puno hvala! Bog!

Vendor: Hvala vama!

Tony: Uh-oh! Oprostite!

Vendor: Da! Opet! Izvolite!

Tony: Imate dvadeset kili kikiriki?

Vendor: Molim!? Što?

Tony: Imate dvadeset kili kikiriki?

Vendor: Molim!? Koliko?

Tony: Uh...uh....dvadeset kili.

Vendor: Dvadeset kili kikiriki! Jesi ti normalan! Mrš! Idi kuči! Biž ča!

Tony: Oh! Oh! Oprostite! Oprosti!

Fin.